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rk800 | connor ([personal profile] licking) wrote2018-07-14 01:38 pm

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[ prompts, starters, all manner of trash welcome! ]
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-08-26 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Eyebrow raise. He can't say he's surprised, but damn that's a lot of porn.]

right. so get to watching and come bother me about this shit in 365 days, 10 hrs and 7 seconds.

[See you in a year, Connor.]

you know. you have a real selective listening/reading problem. i said if you're into it, do it. so you have to figure out what you're into.

so just do what the rest of us did between the ages of like 11 and 15 and watch shitty porn and jerk off
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-08-28 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
well. first off, you probably shouldn't look at it like 'data'. pick one where the data seems sexy and actually watch it. imagine yourself doing it, if bots can even do shit like that.

of course it's not as satisfying as actually doing it. but

i fucking still can't believe we're having this conversation. don't you have friends that were former sexbots or something?


[And a few minutes later.]

no. jerking off doesn't stop at age 15. asshole.

you know this shit is getting really close to sounding like you're asking for a sparring partner.
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-01 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
connor. i'm gonna be honest with you.

i barely skimmed what you just texted me.

more importantly - sparring partner. i didn't mean it literally. well, i sort of did. i meant it sounds like you're asking for a partner to fool around with.

a fuck buddy.


[Was he honestly talking about fuck buddies with a robot right now? What was his life? Where had he gone so horribly, horribly wrong?]
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-01 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He's going to pretend to ignore the bit about the Tracis. It's duly noted though.]

again. i skimmed. when i read your texts i can't help but hear it in your dumb voice and it kind of makes me want to punch you in the face.

but anyway. you should just ask whoever you were thinking of using cuffs on to be a friend with benefits. problem solved.
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-01 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
well. first you're gonna have to make a friend, connor.

[He's cracking himself up. Who needs sleep when he can just survive on witty repartee? Except it's late and he's likely not nearly as funny as he thinks he's being.]

ideally you might want to be attracted to them but i mean that's not strictly necessary. they probably shouldn't be married or already dating someone else, but again not strictly necessary.

once you've tackled that part, get back to me.
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-02 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
hey. fooling around with other people with no experience is as good of a start as any

[The next text gets a pause. A long pause.]

true

there are some hookup apps too. if you don't give a shit about anonymity. but they're pretty hit or miss.
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-03 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
better? not necessarily. it's more important that it's someone you're comfortable with. you just learn and explore shit together. that's all.

see. you thinking you're a celebrity or whatever and not wanting to hook up with randos just prooves i'm right. it doesn't matter if the other person is experienced, just that you're comfortable with them.


[jfc connor.]

fucking hell. absolutely none of your business. fuck me. do you ask hank this kind of shit?

[he uses an app, connor. duh.]
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-03 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
okay. but why? why's it matter what i'm doing?

what difference would it make to what you decide to do? or not do.

or are you just keen to add another number into your statistics? because you can fuck off with that noise
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-03 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
more?

what the fuck do you mean by that?
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-03 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
like i said before. i'd have to deal with your dumb ass eventually.

[How dare Connor imply they were getting along.]
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-03 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
🎉fucking surprise🎉

i dunno what i prefer. it's just sort of the way things are, right?

i did like it better when punching you was just a potential fine and not assault. i'm not sure i really like having to work with androids, but at least now you guys are asking to be paid, so you're not just a cheap human replacement. but still. how can a human compete with a machine that doesn't get tired or need to eat. will i be pissed off when you inevitably get a fucking promotion before i do. you better fucking believe i will. do i hate you for that? not really. it's not your fault humans are dumbasses.

so. i dunno connor. shit's not black and white.
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[personal profile] pheck 2018-09-04 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. i'd prefer you didn't spit stats at me about any of that shit.

[In fact, he'd nearly deleted the entire text a number of times before just saying 'fuck it' and sending it.]

wait

huh?

considering what? texting me at 2 AM? yeah. you've really taken this to the next level, connor.

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